I was sitting in a meeting at work the other day. The price of gas exceeded $4 and co-workers were competing for sympathy over how much they pay to fill up at the pump.
“I paid $50 bucks!”
“Oh yea? Well it cost me $65!!”
“I drive a SUV and with my tank it costs $90!!!”
I tried will all my might to keep from laughing or grinning. The complaints were starting to settle down and after everyone thought all was said on the subject I added my two cents:
“Oh I know! It cost me 15 bucks to fill up my motorcycle! It usually costs me $12!!!”
The conference room erupted with groans and sarcastic sympathy.
The Smug Motorcyclist strikes again.